100 Pounds of Dynamite

6:00 pm
One of my relatives: “Hey everyone, lets watch a movie… What’s on? How about this? What about this one?”
Me: “What about the show that is on now?”
My relatives: “No I want to watch a movie…”
Other relatives: “Yeah - let’s put a movie. How about this one?”
Another relative: “OK good - I’m putting this one on.”

6:15 pm
[I'm sitting alone in the living room while everyone else has gone off to do something else]

7:15 pm
[I'm half watching the movie and an important part comes on]
A relative: “Frank - Who is that actor? What is going on? Whats happening? What is that all about? I have a funny story to tell you. Do you remember the time when…?”

Oi vey.