Just because you own an expensive car…
… you don’t have the right to be a douchebag.
Ok, this is a old picture. Old by web standards - I think I took it back in November. Martha and I went to the mall to get some lunch and we parked way in the back next to this clear conspicuous car.
The driver had choosen to take up two spots by parking diagonally across the space dividing line. You might be feeling sympathetic for the driver, thinking that he (or she) must have been afraid that someone would park too close and ding the door. Well I counter that by saying this: “If you own a Lamborghini, why the hell are you hanging out at the friggin’ mall?”
I think I’ve made my point
James said,
January 17, 2006 @ 6:03 pm
Those are the moments I wish I had two really old cars at my disposal so that I could park one on each side of the car, climb out the window, and wait.
beav said,
January 19, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
I would hope you’d wait with a bottle of steroids and a baseball bat. One, to throw the steroids on the ground when the goon comes at you. And two, to smash him over the head when his wife beater clad body lunges for the bottle of ‘roids like a cat after some fresh nip.